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at 5:34 PM

lols, changed my url for fun.


i'm starting to panic =X
about the le petit prince book thingy.
ahh, it's tested for next week's common test and i'm still halfway struggling through the book. actually, i dont really understand.
it sounds so, fantasy and weird
what roses and stuff on his planet.
to make it worse, the xiao du zhe's tested too.
and i think i've lost a few copies.
ahhh, all these weird weird things are tested and i dont know it's purpose.
isnt it better to test all those ke ben li de stuff and ci yu and yada yada yada.
so i'm currently at page 56 =.=
luckily it's still a week away.

oh and lit!
i looovveeee the story "the pearl"
the 1st two chapters got me hooked on it already
so touching xD
ok not maybe that touching but the way the author describes it make it sound touching
um, yar.
cant wait to complete it and know the ending.
not really that predictable =S
though i left about 30 more pages.


i'm thinking of LEE DONG WOOK now.
lols xP


ahhh, i'm starting to feel bored already.
today's youth day.
i'm supposed to feel young but instead, i'm feeling lethargic and restless and dont wanna do anything but SLEEP.
i'm not lazy or anything, it's just, ME
oh what crap am i blaberring about.

oh and my chinses hwk =/
i've forotton the format of sihan.
die =S
this new teacher aint good to play with.


k, these are some interesting facts i came across while surfing. the net

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?)

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing) (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....) (Well, at least pigs get a break there...)

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)

15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)

17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

18.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
(that's cool)

WOMEN TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY
SHE SAYS ENGLISH
you want you want we need i want it's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want You'll pay for this later We need to talk I need to complain Sure . . . go ahead I don't want you to I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're . . . so manly. You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Be romantic, turn out the lights I have flabby thighs this kitchen is so inconvenient I want a new house I want new curtains . . . and carpeting, furniture and wallpaper Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise. I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? I did something today you're not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Am I fat? Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate Just agree with me. Are you listening tome?! Too late, you're dead. Yes. No. No. No. Mabye No. I'm sorry. You'll be sorry Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I think this is important IN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: WHAT'S WRONG?
The same old thing Nothing. Nothing. Everything. Everything. My PMS is acting up. Nothing, really. It's just that you are such a jerk. I don't want to talk about it.
Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.

lols.
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TAGS REPLIES!
shaohao, hey. yeh i know. =S
jingsiang, helllo! hahas, thanks for tagging ;)
charmaine, Hi xD JK rowling? ><
hafizah, hi hafizah xD, HELLO!
jordan, humpback wheel? o.0 lols, i think you're the one who's queer xP
renfang, ahh i think he practises BLACK MAGIC! =X
jason, hey thanks! ;D
zhiting, thanks for relinking! thank youuuuuuu! (:

lol, cwss sent an sms to everyone telling us to go to edulearn to check out our new timetable
i'm sure you've received that too.
yeah, but the prob is, i cant find it!
o.0
can you?
lols ><

k cyaaaa!